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Perot Insider Trader Would Have Been Better Off Robbing Investors With A Helicopter

Posted by AGORACOM at 9:35 AM on Thursday, September 24th, 2009
Photo Via BBC - Click For Story

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When will people learn that you can’t get away with insider trading?  ESPECIALLY when you make $8.6 Million via call options! The paper trail you leave is so rock solid that you are basically hoping nobody notices that you just made a one-time bundle of cash.

I don’t care how tempting the situation is, you’re better off flying in a helicopter to raid a cash depot. I’ve heard it works.

UPDATE: Apparently, Henry Blodget agrees with us .. “It’s the most easily detectable crime in the world”. He didn’t go as far as advocating using a helicopter to rob a cash depot – but I’m sure he would if he read this post.


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